Sandy Socks Starland Ballroom; Club Closed ‘Til Spring
Starland BallroomSuperstorm Sandy can suck it! I am so glad that twat is gone. I think of all the devastation she caused, and I think, “If she were an actual woman, I’d kick her between the tits.” A...
View ArticleTrailer Released For Opeth’s Spring Tour
OpethIt isn’t much. But at the end of this post, you’ll find a 30-second clip from Roadrunner Records. It’s to promote the forthcoming Opeth tour in North America. It’s coming this spring. An...
View ArticleKatatonia Tease Big Tour Announcement
KatatoniaSweden’s own Katatonia have gone on their social networking sites to tease some “big” news. The tease includes word of a tour, but nothing solid beyond that. “Big tour announcement coming this...
View ArticleOpeth, Katatonia Announce Spring Tour
OpethAfter having to cancel their tour together this fall, regular tourmates Opeth and Katatonia will be hitting the road this spring to rock North America’s balls off. This tour, of course, was...
View ArticleDown Book Spring Gigs
DownOh hell’s fucking yeah! Grab your whiskey and your racist belt buckle, and get ready to get down to some Down. Down just booked a bunch of U.S. shows for this spring. Those dates follow at the end...
View ArticleSoundgarden Announces Spring Shows
SoundgardenToday’s going to be an annoying day. I have so much to do, I may just explode from the fucking stress, leaving bits of scrawny Irishman hanging from nearby trees and littering the lovely...
View ArticleGodflesh Tour Could Be Postponed
Shit is maybe not onI haven’t gotten tickets yet for their New York show, and may hold off now. Rumors are spreading like your mom’s legs that Godflesh’s upcoming U.S tour will be postponed until this...
View ArticleGodflesh Comment On Tour Postponement
Justin BroadrickFor the first time ever, dragging my ass paid off. I never got around to securing a ticket for Godflesh’s New York show, and just as I’m about to, they go and postpone the tour until...
View ArticleGodflesh Announce Rescheduled Tour Dates
GodfleshLet’s hope this time, they’re able to secure visas, right? Godflesh have a new album coming this spring, and so, they’ve got plans to tour. They were supposed to be on the road starting next...
View ArticleKataklysm, Aborted Plotting Tour
KataklysmGet pumped, North America. Yes, Kataklysm are one of those bands who were better when they first formed, but they’re still a decent band. I have seen them live, and can attest Kataklysm put on...
View ArticleCannibal Corpse Dish On Next Album
Cannibal CorpseYeah, I know. When is Cannibal Corpse not churning something out. Take note, though, that Mark Lewis, esteemed producer and cool cat, has been tapped to helm the band’s next studio...
View ArticleKillswitch Engage Line Up Spring Shows
Killswitch EngageGood for them. They ought to tour more. I personally can’t catch this band enough live. They’re awesome, and if you don’t know, now you know, bro. Killswitch Engage have some shows...
View ArticleKillswitch Engage Announce Spring Dates
Killswitch EngageWord up, people. Killswitch Engage will be hitting the road late next month with Battlecross for a series of headlining shows in-between a number of festival appearances already lined...
View ArticleFailure Added To Tool Tour
FailureThat’s right, people. Failure have been announced as the opener for numerous stops on Tool’s upcoming North American tour. A press release from an honorable woman tells me so. The band will join...
View ArticleDeftones To Play May Shows
DeftonesI hate being single, because dating truly fucking sucks, but I really hate it when broads cancel dates, especially weekend dates. I had a girl cancel on me today, and now, my Saturday night’s...
View ArticleOpeth: New Album Done
OpethNot only are they working on an official book, Opeth are done working on a new album, the band reports. In fact, Opeth are hoping to have their new album out through Roadrunner sometime in June....
View ArticleOpeth’s Åkerfeldt Opens Up About New Record
Mikael ÅkerfeldtIn a new interview, Opeth vocalist and guitarist Mikael Åkerfeldt opens up about his band’s new album, which is recorded and ready for release this summer. Mikael was asked if the next...
View ArticleOpeth Name New Record
OpethOpeth has announced the release of their hugely anticipated eleventh studio album Pale Communion arrives everywhere on June 17. Pale Communion was produced by the band’s very own Mikael Åkerfeldt...
View ArticleOpeth’s New Album Bumped To August
OpethHardcore Opeth fans are not having a good week. On Tuesday, they were supposed to release a new single on iTunes, and that never happened. There’s a reason why. Pale Communion won’t come out June...
View ArticleOpeth’s Next Album Cover Revealed
Pale CommunionAnd that’s it. Makes me think this one’ll just be Heritage, Part 2, which is fine. I just wish Opeth would find their balls. Pale Communion will be released on August 26 on Roadrunner...
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